{"id":737,"date":"2016-07-02T16:24:09","date_gmt":"2016-07-02T16:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/?p=737"},"modified":"2016-07-02T16:24:09","modified_gmt":"2016-07-02T16:24:09","slug":"is-it-a-bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/?p=737","title":{"rendered":"Is it a bird?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was working hard at the poolside earlier, my solataire score is very poor and I&#8217;m putting the hours in to improve it, when I heard a knocking sound above me. I looked up to see some kind of duck on the balcony above trying to get through the glass windows.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-738\" src=\"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/duck.jpg\" alt=\"duck\" width=\"578\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/duck.jpg 578w, https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/duck-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 578px) 85vw, 578px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what this is, I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s not an eagle, but it is quite big. I haven&#8217;t seen the monkeys for a few days, but I could hear them today, which was nice as I&#8217;ve been pondering on the banana peeling issue. I&#8217;m still not sure why the monkeys seem to have a better way to peel them than most of us humans. If you have no idea what Im talking about, then checkout <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng\">this video<\/a> on youtube. Are we able to evolve into beings that can traverse the solar system, split atoms and understand gravity (nearly), yet we missed out on how to peel a banana properly. What else have we missed!<\/p>\n<p>I know what I missed, the dates I travel home, because I arrive on a Wednesday, I presumed at some point that I left on a Tuesday, but no, I leave on a Wednesday, thanks to the rotating earth thing, I leave Wednesday morning at 11AM and 19 hours later I arrive at 11PM, wish I had realised that when I booked my flight and hotel to KL from here. I was able to move the hotel back a day but had to book a second flight, still a flight to KL from here only costs \u00a318, so not a disaster, and I get another day by the pool to work on my solataire tactics.<\/p>\n<p>The anchor was &#8220;out for delivery&#8221; today, but it didn&#8217;t arrive, and the UPS site has just changed it to \u00a0&#8220;Scheduled for delivery Monday&#8221; on it&#8217;s totally useless tracking site. Still I will at least be here on Monday now, varnishing away.<\/p>\n<p>The two boats to my port side have been bothering me, the first boat &#8216;sanook&#8217; has a familiar look, and the boat beyond it is a rather sad rusty affair. I decided to check out the first one today and found a slightly interesting story, I will tell more tomorrow when I take a picture to explain. However suffice it to say, that as Malaysia has a very small indigenous yachting community\/history, most of the boats here have travelled some way to get here. For many it&#8217;s the end of the line, as the next stop would normally be a passage to the Red Sea and onto the Med, but the Somalian pirates put an end to that for many people. I think it&#8217;s only slightly cranky people that have the kind of boats you see here, I guess I must be one of those people, I feel a bit like someone doing &#8216;the way&#8217;, also know as the &#8216;Camino de Santiago&#8217;, however I&#8217;m starting at the wrong end, and meeting everyone who has finished and is about to fly home. I wonder if Sister Midnight will end up being sold in some place like this a few years down the line and if anyone will bother to type the name into google and find out what happened.<\/p>\n<p>So tomorrow isn&#8217;t about packing anymore, but more varnish. Will have a lie in and some eggs for breakfast, seen as it&#8217;s Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>Just got a buzz on the phone to say Djokovic is out of Wimbledon, does that mean Andy Murray has a chance again?<br \/>\nWhat with the Brexit, the state of the Tory party, poor old Jeremy, and the sad news of Caroline Aherne, I think we must be going through some strange time\/space vortex thing and everything is getting jumbled up.<\/p>\n<p>Paul C.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was working hard at the poolside earlier, my solataire score is very poor and I&#8217;m putting the hours in to improve it, when I heard a knocking sound above me. I looked up to see some kind of duck on the balcony above trying to get through the glass windows. I have no idea &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/?p=737\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Is it a bird?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":739,"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions\/739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sistermidnight.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}